In the last 3 weeks I’ve managed to cure world hunger, save the Americans from another great depression and “ass grab” Sir Richard Branson.  Now call me old fashion but im most proud of the ass grab. I saw an opportunity and I took it. That’s what real leaders do, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

(vote Obama)


Now I know what it looks like in the picture but while he was going in for the boob grab I quickly responded with the silent and hidden ass grab. Now me and Richard share something that only this picture can prove… oh sweet bliss!


But on another not nearly as awesome note… There’s lots of exciting things happening with TH right now. Our song Jerk It scored a sweet spot in a scene in The Wrestler, we played V-fest, I got to hang out with the guys from MGMT (well I guess that has nothing to do with TH , but remember this is my side of the shared blog room –so deal ).

It was actually a crazy evening. The night before we (MGMT also played the same day) played V-fest we ran into each other at this Holt Renfrew party. I was up front row and center and the show was awesome. I also got to meet the D-Squared designers and Jeanne Becker (who I may or may not have drunkenly and mistakenly called Julie eek!) .

I spoke to all of them and expressed how much in the last few months ive really started to fall in love with fashion. I used to be a tom boy so this pencil skirt thing is quite exciting!

I think it also helps that one of my favorite Candid fashion photographers is also a babe.
Im sure you’ve heard of the blog (http://thesartorialist.blogspot.com/). He reminds you that fashion is actually tangible – like everyday people can be run way models you just have to be fierce. Which I learned from Tyra!

Then again everyday people aren't insanely gorgeous 6 foot French or Scandinavian girls. I guess living in Milan automatically makes you awesome! I think everyone should take a page out his well manicured book. Don’t be afraid to wear the pumps mid day… why not- unless you work in construction or you’re kindergarten teacher

In that case maybe the stilettos, and gator dress are a no no.

xo

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You know, you always hear people saying it. "Hope is a powerfull thing".  Its what keeps the mother going to church after her son was blown up somewhere in the middle of some open field, for what she still isnt sure.
Man. This is crazy. Im sure im not the only person of african decent that deep down inside thought this was never going to get this far. Deep down you thought this was going to be one of those movie moments where the guy gets the girl but then gets killed trying to save the girl or vis-versa.

Not only because Obama was black but because everything he stood for was the complete opposite of what it was we have become to accept as the norm including his political platform.

The idea of a black president is no different then the idea of a female president - these were things that only happened in those futuristic movies or that one episode of Voyager when Tom Peris revisits earth in 2019.

I was talking about this with someone last night who happens to be a duel citizen. He compared the last 8 political years to what it must have felt like when hitler just started taking over. It seemed for a moment there, we were all doomed and that one of these days the crazy old guy was going to fall asleep on the red button and it would be nothing like the end of "Dr Strangelove" -- no one would be left to ride the huge nucular missile and waving his arms like a 10 year old on there first merry-go-round.

In the past 8 years we have managed to see an attack on american soil (pearl harbour) and an endless war that for a moment there i thought was going to lead to some crazy arm wrestle death cage match with just bush and the new guy whos in charge... or there isnt one guy ?  I thought.. oh they caught that guy.. in a hole.. ? wtf!   then what are we still doing there?!


Anyway.. long story short .. We are all apart of something huge here. This will be one of those moments when each person can look back to an exact moment and share a detailed account of what they were doing , who they were doing and who was that years next top model. 

Enjoy the video

If you are an idealist at heart make sure you get a box of tissue and no redwine.. it will be like watching "when sally met harry" and you just gote dumped by your college sweetheart

xo

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I woke up this morning to an open facebook home page .. and the first thing i noticed was "Fade into you " - Mazzy Star

the 90's are a bit of a blur but that song was one of them that i did remember from the cruel intentions sound track. Come on , dont act like you didnt LOVE THAT MOVIE.
In my semi awake still very hung over haze -- i started thinking


Do opposites really attract?  I recently just got back in the dating pool - so much has changed
like when you ask a guy out, do you still expect him to pick up the tab?  And what are facebook lurking rules for the guy you met the night before?  These are questions that some one should answer , preferably in a condense 20 page manual.

Im no where near qualified to give any type of relationship advice --

but i will say this. I dont agree with this idea that  "opposites attract". It leaves you with this promise that after you attract you will actually stay attracted, which i find is never really the case.

I think we all secretly have this need to find our reflection, someone who makes us not feel so crazy after all. Regardless of how narcissistic that may sound- its the dame truth!  and if i need to be a pre-maddona to say it

then your dam right i want only green skittles and a completely red room with imported zebra covers from the jungles of Congo or somewhere near it.


But who am i kidding - nothing is ever that black and white. Sometimes your reflection is the last thing you want to see, so i guess dating your complete opposite is the equivalent to never turning on the bathroom lights when you are brushing your teeth -- for the fear that you may at some point accidentally see yourself.


Hey these are just thoughts... i have this unwritten obligation to update my blog .. and if im going to be consistent then be expecting random morning thoughts

i have plenty more you just wait and see

xo

 

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There's a lot of people who dont give what they call "underground" hip hop its true dues.

And by true i mean...  ill be frank you with .. most back packer underground too many syllables and misplaced metaphors are over done, beats are outdated and im just tired of it all. Im more tired of the bitter jerks that ask me ridiculous questions like "so when are you going to start rapping again..like you know real rap"?  It takes everything in me to not reply with "when are you going to actually put out a song people outside of your 3 block home town radius are actually going to buy..when are you going to stop working at kinkos with a degree you cant do jack shit with and making what you think "dilla" would make sounding beats, in your parents basement?

OK ok ... im going to stop there

The point is .. there is a lots of great music out there.  The problem is when you dont rap about mainly bling , hoes , drugs and how much more you daddy could kick my daddys ass-- you tend to get stuck in the "underground / conscious" hip hop category

(unless you make some secret pact with the illuminati like Common and GET PAID!!! 5 or 6 or 10 albums later)


Now let this be a lesson to all you guys / gals who love hip hop and want to make music that isn't as close to the norm as most people would like.

Meet my friend SHAD.

SHAD should be the poster boy for what Lupe tried to do but then was confronted with the simple fact that money comes with demons and if you cant keep your demons in their respective closets .. you'll turn into Kanye West ..or worse yet run out of clever ways to insult the very same destructive machine you benefit from.

Dont get me wrong but i think if you are looking for a saviour for hip hop..
you will probably run into several Big Foots and a couple of Trolls before you find that guy/girl.

with that said...

This video BLEW MY MIND..

ITS SO OBVIOUS... BUT SOOOO GOOD!

i wish this man the best of luck

"because if you are what you say you are... a superstar?  Then have no fear, the crowd is here and the lights are on and they want a show"  - Lupe Fiasco "Superstar"








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So looks like my on going battle with ADD has yet to end. But know this my passionate blog readers .. i will not forsake you- i will try to be as consistent as isisedly possible.


First i want to say thanks to everyone who sent me birthday wishes and showed up to several of my birthday parties... even the ones i didnt show up to. Due to the amount of obvious alcohol consumption, that im sure my liver is still processing -- i dont have many pictures to show for this awesome weekend i "allegedly" had.

But im sure there are plenty of photos on facebook that i am waiting to untag myself from.

So yea .. the big 30!

lol yea who am i kidding. Im still considered a teenager in my parents eyes even though ive toured europe twice and moved out when i was 18!

The only downfall of getting older is im no longer daddy's little girl... i know hard to believe.. me all cute and innocent - but its true!

There was a time long ago..
when i didnt have to pay my phone bill.. cus daddy was helping me out.
And there once was a time when daddy helped out with rent when i blew it on black jack and strippers...


THERE WAS A TIME.. WHEN i got driven to the airport FOR FREE!


oh but those days are long and gone...like leaves in the autumn wind..

I say to all you kids who havnt moved out yet.. (by kid i mean under 21-- if your 30 kill yourself !)

Enjoy being your parents favorite .. even if that does psychologically scar your other siblings for life... because there too will come a time in your life .. when you get your fido bill in the mail .. and your father acts like he doesn't know what your talking about and your stuck with a 265 dollar phone bill with long distant chargers you didnt even fu*king make in the first place!!!

Oh and dont think your dad will call you in advance for a heads up or anything..because you my dear are an ADULT now!!!!

Yes ... the road ahead will be paved in gold and recovering addicts... but know this young jedi

the force is within you... so you go out there - into that big wide dark galaxy and you fight with your lightsavers and you kick some kleon ass!

lol

besides, the upside is you can eat ice cream for breakfast and no one can stop you (unless you live at home..and your 30- in which case you should be dead by now)

xo

ps

yes i cut my hair... it was an amazing experience.. no more dreads.. by im still bad brains at heart.

This ladies and gents is what you call punk skanking!

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Now i know you cried when you found out brad pit and ms Jolie hooked up only because the .0009 chance you had to ever sleep with either of them was kicked down to .000002.
but keep in mind even the best couples break up. I know this all too well

so instead of going into the details and ruining your makeup with tears heres a top 10 list of the best break up songs-


TOP 10 BREAK UP SONGS!

1. Beyonce -  Irreplaceable (funny enough this was original written from a mans perspective by Neyo but ended up being the female break up anthem!)

2.  Linda Ronstadt "Your No Good"

3. Gnarls Barkley " The Last Time"

4. Carly Simon " Your so Vain"

5. Violent Femmes "Gone Daddy Gone" (yea Gnarls Barkley covered it)

6. Ray Charles " Hit the Road Jack"

7. The Zombies " Got my Mojo Working" (nooo this really is epic!)

8. Rihanna " Take a Bow " (well duh!)

9. Hercules & Love Affair  "Blind"  (all around feel good song for the summer)

10. Private " We got some breaking up to do" (this should just speak for itself)


A good break up song is a song that makes you put down your glass of Johnnie Walker Blue Label- smack yourself in the face and scream "f*ck em!"


Remember the summer isnt over yet-- if you live in toronto come celebrate singledom/my birthday at Circa Night Club (http://www.circatoronto.com/) also appearing is Dj Assualt & who is the king of "stank dirty, and just ignant" dance music- which is ALSO exactly what you need when you are getting over a monogamous relationship - hopefully monogamous, cus if you got cheated on you might want to make this night extra special because the odds are they will trace back the sugar in his tank to you.

If you are putting together your own break up playlist make sure that all the songs are as up beat as possible last thing you need is a sappy ballad bringing you back to ugly bathrobe, 2 tubs of hogendaz ice cream and 10 boxes of tissues.

BE STRONG! SNAP OUT OF IT---


i also strongly recommend you take a night to yourself and watch "Waiting to Exhale" because you do need to let it out- and what better way to channel your emotions than through 4 angry black women esp my hero Angela Bassett -- then the next night put on your sexiest black dress and you pound that city cat walk like your life depends on it

work it, work it , work it...now vogue!



ps feel free to add to the list if you know of any better songs to burn his clothes to... i like comments -- it reminds me that im not just some crazy self indulged egomaniac with a vanity blog.



ANNNNNNNDDD IN OTHER NEWS!!!

THE SUMER OF SINGLEDOM HAS BEGUN CUS ISIS SAID SO!

AND THE SOUNDTRACK WILL INCLUDE SONGS LIKE

Electric Feel - MGMT and Curtis Mayfields "Diamonds in the Back" -- there will be plenty of patio hang outs, amazing outfits- wipe outs you wish you didnt remember and ofcourse lots of hot hot hot babes.

SINGLES UNITE!

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In the words of a great tour manager Greg Bresnitz .." Really, REALLY?"





this is cute but as a musician and part time gambler i can only imagine how much she was paid to pretty much do her song again but for 5 year olds.
Dont get me wrong.. I LOVE IT. I only wish they had a verse for Cookie Monster.. like..like you know, flip it up in some kind of MSTRKKKRFT remix thing.


Let this be a lesson to all of you young and beautiful people aspiring to be rich and famous- i say take a page out of this book


Once you have a massive single -- get it in an ipod commercial and then on sesame street. YOU WILL HAVE ALL DEMOGRAPHICS COVERED!
Who ever Feist has on her team ...need to get a grammy or something. Not to say Feist on her own isnt talented .. she's also quite tiny and sweet from what i remember.. then again it was Osheaga and we also stold a golf cart and ran it into a ditch. I would probably swear i saw elvis.


SO HERES TO FEIST AND HER TEAM AND CANADA AND OF COURSE THE QUEEN!

NOW.


Unlike Feist the next video is ummm.. well frankly i think it should be banned for the simple fact that it has caused me much emotional stress. I now have reoccurring dreams where im 9 again and i have the New Kids in The Block lunch box and they show up on the school bus and they are ..

AHHH OLD DIRTY CREEPY MEN!!!

and i wakeup in cold sweats and OHIP does not cover therapy. (oh btw if you live in america... you need to get universal health care cus it comes in handy if you get shot.)

so yea why did they come back? Like really... why?

did one of them snort all the assets away or gamble it away in some back alley Latvian poker game?

Or did they just want to torture all us little bastards who supported them in the first place in our adult years. To all you little f*ckers who went to the concerts with glittered signs you guys will at some point get genital warts!

I never had the pleasure of seeing them live but i had the tapes and a lunch box -- so this is it

i will never be able to sleep again ...


In other news for those of you in Toronto check out Grahms monthly -- i will be at the bar tonight trying to wash away the bad taste of defeat and envy.

xo

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all i have to say is

BATMANs THE DARK NIGHT WAS AS GOOD AS I HOPED IT WOULD BE AND LONG LIVE BAT MAN FOR EVER AND EVER!!! ON LY SUPER HERO WHO DOENST HAVE POWERS BUT SOME HOW CAN STILL BUSS YO IZZLE!

The Dark night will go down as the male equivilant to Titanic -- its long and filled with so many teary moments! I will mos def recommend is as a great date flick. Or even if you want to have a bro down moment with your broman crush do it up..its awesome!!!

I LOVED IT!

10 stars.

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So its about 2pm and we are finally on our way home. Because my super awesome save you from yourself friends drove up here .. looks like i scored a ride.

Now there are a few essential things you need when you are road tripping back to toronto from montreal--- First thing is to stop at the nearest Dep and grab yourself snacks , plenty of water and a (preferably cold - w a twist cap) bottle of decent white french wine... if you cant get a french bottle , i say chillian is just as good. oh and ofcourse a huge bag of cheeba


Combined with what could only be described as the perfect play list for any gay man and an open sun roof and you have the best ROAD TRIP EVER!!!!!


Now for some much needed back seat air punch dance moves.... "do you really want me, or am i just another lover!!!!"

god i love that song (see youtube link)--



i know its super corney but thats why i love it...




The funniest part about our play list is not too long after that song comes "hybrid moment" by misfits...yea. i know, weird.

Something also to consider is a map-- if you have my friends sense of direction.

We did manage to convince a very sweet and sort of cute english speaking french guy to let us follow him till we got to the highway.. which saved us lots of time.

note to self when ashing outside of the window of a moving car make sure you watch for the cherry.....those type of burns even coco butter wont heal.


now for a weezer 3 part sing along....


"....saaayyy iitt aaiint sooo!"

All in all.. nothing beats a road trip with friends. Even if a flight will save you 4 hours. Getting super drunk in the back seat while singing ColdPlays Yellow-- PRICELESS!



TOP 10 ROAD TRIP SONGS (from our 6 hour playlist):

Hercules and Love Affair - Blind
Private - Some breaking up to do
Mgmt - Electric Feel
ColdPlay - Yellow
Weezer - Say it Aint So
Joy Devision - No Lover Lost
Stars - Elevator Love Music
The Death Set - Listen To this Collision
The Strokes - Between Love and Hate
The Smiths - How Soon Now

(NOTE THIS IS FROM WHAT I COULD REMEMBER)








DOES THAT LOOK LIKE WHAT I THINK IT DOES....?




OMG ITS A MAN IN THE WALL!!!







Feeling a little exposed...

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So its 8 in the morning on sunday ...we played friday and i threw up all day satuday. Amazing!

Ive been laying low as of late so a crazy drunken night in montreal could only lead to me almost dying!

Fans friday night were beyond surprised and midly confused and concerned when their favorite alky walked on stage with a bottle of water. Yes thats right I Isis Salam ONLY drank WATER.
preformed sober too. which has NEVER HAPPENED! its either im sort of drunk.. or black out wake up with a piece of paper with the number 10 on your back drunk...
(apparently i signed up for a dance contest.. now im not sure if 10 was my number or my score.. i will go with the last one)

Pre show i was a wreck! Ive been looking for an apartment and its just been driving my nuts -- so yes i also projectile vomited before we went on...i wonder if anyone noticed..lol
and when my BFF's showed up to surprise me i almost went into a prom queen im so happy with vomit on my face cry routine...

lol just kidding there was no vomit on my face... that would severely handi cap my sexy.. and we just cant have that...but i almost did cry them remembered i had on makeup and we cant have that now can we...


Now i know what your thinking... you must have had an awful time. And this is partly true.. but someone up in those big clouds f*cking loves me
because after i got all that crap out of my stomach the night only got better.. and by better i mean CHRISTMAS GOOD!

Yours truly rewarded her sober performance with a bottle of wiskey and 3 huge and much deserved joints-- along with my amazing friends we went on to paint the city neon purple and when i thought it couldnt get any better

i get a text saying Grahm is beyond drunk... now i wont go into details you will just have to hope he blogs about it.. (for those of you who were at the show.. im sure you loved the Mac Power cord helicopter routine as much as i did lol)

but let me say this

never in a million years would i think my Grahm could get there... it was so beautiful ... i almost cried-- for once -- isis wasnt the one blacking out..

i think im really starting to get the hang of this adult thing... chapter 2 moderation COMPLETE!

now all i need to do is be able to keep a bf and not blow my rent money on strippers ad black jack... which they cover in chapters 4 thru 6 in "How to not be a complete piece of crap in your adult years"

oh and im also doing this for my liver which has decided to return and stay only if i stop abusing it... (only on weekends and during sever break-ups ... i made him put that in our contract)

so all in all minus the hellish hangover on saturday this weekend was amazing! i love love love Montreal and plan to take more trips up here just to hang.

i will try to get some pix up soon...

xo.

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when i first decided to start a blog i - like everyone else just wanted to do it cus .. hell

everyone famous has a blog .. right?

Well come to find out im not famous at all and eating 2 day old left over Chinese food is not a good idea.
who woulda thunk it!

So whats been going on in the blog world.

well Obama single handily won the seat in the white house and cured aids in africa.. (only in africa)

Its crazy to think with facebook, myspace and black berry texting you could become president of the united states!

maybe we should start electing our leaders like that.. i would personally vote for "Ty Domi". In his first year in office he would turn the US into Canadas bitchy kid brother who the family later finds out is a porn director. (i know.. but we can dream cant we- it would make a for a great day time drama)

Things in my little part of this trendy world are still the same. More sober time which is good if im ever going to get that puppy i've always wanted.
Im told they wont let you adopt if you are a raging alcoholic with an warped sense of reality. Like really .. so your telling me im NOT Oprah?

Tonight we have a show.. IN MONTREAL!

oH How ive missed montreal. The beautiful people and cheap cheese. Cheese in toronto is mafia expensive..*not cool at all when all you really want to make is a chicken fetecinni alfredo with a white wine reduction.

I will try my best to keep this thing alive. Heres to me defeating my ADD.

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And so it begins after months of sitting in toronto unable to travel due to my fuck ups with my travel documents -- we are finally back in business and with a vengeance!!!!!

Thursday morning was like Christmas - tossing and turning waiting to find out if the cookies you left out for that fat white guy were eaten and if you got that pony you've always wanted even though you are clearly way to old for one now. Finally 8 am comes around and its time to start packing and getting shit together - 40 dollars and a cab later me and Grahm arrive at the airport, now you need to really understand the magnitude of this tour- we havnt been able to travel outside of the country for about 4 months, which means ive cost the band a shit load of money -- so seeing the smile on grahms face that morning really was priceless.. he was like a happy 5 year old with his first bike...lol

Equipped with a great travel playlist - the plane takes off and im just floating in the clouds..

We finally land in San Fran, 5 hours later --- a quick side note , why is it when you sit in the middle of any flight there is always an exceptionally large person either right next to you or directly infront of you... and as large as they are they still feel the need to take up more of my god dam space... this lady sitting in front of me managed to push her seat farther back than i think ive ever seen it go-- which really fucked with me while i was trying to watch "the golden compass".. which i though was a delightful film...ha

anyway--

San fran show was amazing.. i think 1500-1800 people RSVP'd for this event ...and unlike our previous shows and tours i decided to not get completely fucked before the show... which ive learned form our Lees Palace show is just a better idea. I think the fact that we've been off the road against our will for so long has really given me time to fall back in love with the whole live show part of the job. You may not be able to believe it but after a while it becomes just another stage , just another city , just another everything--

During the end of our set Grahm master flex drops Jerk it and i scream out " who wants to be on stage... come on anybody - fuck it everybody" yea ... sounded like a good idea at the time, till we had over 50 people on a small ass stage and the security guard was mean mugging grahm-- we do the full song and i have to fight off ass grabs from ladies and men, all while trying to remember the words and not fall off the stage-- someone get me a fucking gold sticker

IMMEDIATELY--- its harder than i make it look...lol

After our set ... Grahm and i decide to throw away all our inhibitions and get cold ass ill and straight retarded with our local friends in our dressing room... ok.. now i  need to really emphasize the level of retardation -- at a certain point after i was already half way mangled and slurring -- grahm decides its a great idea to trash the place -- YEA GRAHM THOUGHT OF IT-- TWIIIILLIIGGHHHTTT ZZZOOONNNEEEE!!!!  he starts throwing random pieces of furniture at me.. im swinging from bars ... we're wrestling... randoms are making it back stage.. chicks are looking theres shoes and their minds...the bathroom is a revolving door...afterparties are being planned....

we're all singing off key like "I WISH I NEVER MET HEERRRR ATTT ALLLLLLL!!!   Now it gets better order another round... out comes the tequila shots -- mixed with colt 45's --- and its just up hill from there... or was it down the stairs i fell.. id dont remember... something about being that out of control--- it really is like in the movies when they speed up everything in the background and just focus on the person --its all a blurr... i walked around the room said hi to hundreds of people.. watched a guy hold a cigarette in his pants zipper- trying to see if he could puff on it with his penis. Was hit on by several ladies and gents---and a really weird guy with gold frunts - who reminded me of bettle juice jones (the deformed black guy-google it) , he kept saying he was a rapper - thank god my girl grabbed me and saved me from being eaten by the gold tooth 1 eyed mutated wanna be rapper man...like really he was scary and shouldnt have been allowed in the building and i plan to write a formal letter to the venue.....lol



All this was going on backstage... so imagine what would have happened at the afterparties... but with my new found love for what it is i do.. i opted to not afterparty this round.. which was a great idea because hell theres 5 more shows after this one...and if this is any indication to what will go down.. i need to keep my liver from shutting down atleast till New York... cus when we hit NY and Philly these are like our hometowns from another mother... its going to be dangerously good.....

Back stage will be a combination of girls gone wild, and a motley crew home video...lol  sex, drugs and rock & rolll

its soo good to be back .... ohh yeaaa!!!


looking forward to seeing you all.. please start getting your livers ready now -- LA you have till Monday to get your act together --

good luck!

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The last few days have been a whirlwind for me and Grahm master G flex (lol). You could say it started on Thursday night at MTV and ended on Monday morning around 4am for some of us, and later for others.

First i want to say THANK YOU SOOO MUCH to all the people who helped make this weekends shows work and THANK YOU EVEN MORE to the FANS who shared this awesome weekend with us.

MTV was great -- you guys showed up and watched me get proposed to (if you missed it .. then you should just quit at life now-- cus its only downhill from here lol)

Friday night marked another record for us -- the place was 95 % SOLD OUT... SOLD OUT!!! You guys really came through with your love on that night, me and Grahms only regrets : we both didnt stage dive and crowd surf (if you didnt know there are differences -- one leads to the other , or atleast one would hope so) Bonjay and Vitamins for you set the stage for sheer awesomeness... it was like an over load of awesome , one person compared it to like having chocolate spread all over you then being massaged by super models... now i dont know about the chocolate but there were a lot of babes that showed up...

ohh all the pretty people!

Im sure everyone went home happy :)

DJ Caff really came through as the dj who could some how seem every single band and mood together without the crowd loosing a beat-- the place was so hot at one point the owner came back stage because she thought we were smoking... when actually it was so bumping the floor was releasing hot sweat!!


THATS HOW WE GET DOWN SON.... THATS HOW WE GET DOWN!!! lol

As a bonus we had one of the illest dance crews come out and just bring the whole set to life..... pretty much if you were a white guy with bad rhythm watching them kept you on beat... lol
smooth and on point these ladies honestly took our show to the next level of just .....just... BRAT PITDOM.... im sorry i couldn't think of any other words that could describe the type of awesomeness i was experiencing...

We show cased a slew of new songs and you guys loved it .. thank you -- just a reminder we are on the right track

Shirts went flying off the shelves so be expecting new shirts soon with new logos and prints... ohh snap!


I pretty much refused to leave my house on sat , because after the party was the afterparty and after was my home girls hotel lobby -- true story

Most people didnt get home till the light was out... It was like on that night all of toronto was up and shaking what their mothers gave them.



again if you missed friday night .. then i really suggest you seek some help for post traumatic stress disorder because you are about to start feeling it.



Sunday night in montreal wasnt any less awesome.. our montreal fans came out in droves.. posted in the club... a bottle full of bub - we pretty much all fell in love

Well it helped that there was a free beer keg on the dance floor..we danced till 3 am and then i led the crowd in a HAPPY BIRTHDAY sing along for every ones favorite dj and friend DJ Grahmzilla-- you should have seen him

his eyes got all shiny -- it was like bambi - it for sure made his night-- and mine

A perfect end to what has been a perfect weekend!


To all of you who shared in all this greatness with us - once again thank you it was a blast and im sure this is only the beginning to way more BratPitDom -- haha


Look out for us states side real soon... and keep checking our myspace.. all this time in the studio has earned all of us some new tracks

let us know what you think

cheers

and love you long time

isis & Grahm

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So yea my good friends from MSTRKFT asked me a while back to throw some vocals down on a track they were working on with N.O.R.E and this is how it turned out.

Check it out tell your friends and let your friends tell their friends.

PS I dont only like to party .. i also like long walks on the beach and wine tasting .. :)


The track is called BOUNCE



http://www.discobelle.net/2008/04/01/mstrkrft-bounce/

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So me and my friends Azuree decided to pull out the bikes on Today... why-- BECAUSE DAMMIT! Im so tired of waiting for winter to get the hint and stop calling me, lose my number and get your shit out my apartment!
Once i finally got Black Thunder (my bike) down my apartment stairs and into the warm beautiful hint of spring summer sun - it was ON. Black thunder and Blue Steel (Azuree's bike) hit the dark Grey pavement like two super heroes coming to save the people of krypton. With the wind blowing through our hair (ok this is starting to sound a little too good, i should prob add i umm you know had a talk with the green giant lol).

Time to condure up some magical spell to bring back summer -- summer dresses, summer park hangs summer flings and especially summer patio beers. To top off the refreshing bike ride down queen street west , past barthurst and remnants of the building we used to after party at before it burned down-- we sat down for tex mex and beer, window seat...just to add to this mirage

Now this right here really has me thinking i could run out side in my bikini - but for the sake of my criminal record -- ill wait till august


Now for those of you who live in Toronto here are some things you definably need to look out for during the way too short summer break



First in the Summer it is imperative that you find a proper watering hole -- here are some of the best Queen west Patios (yea yea i know -- im such a slave to trend.. more like im a slave to really hot guys who also hang out here ..lol)

1. Patio Beers:


TOP 5:

Drake (best in the summer)
Sneaky Dees (more all year round)
Beaconsvile (all year round, but best in the summer)
Embassy (in Kensington market but great in the summer)
Ronnies (in Kensington market - GREAT in the summer)

OTHER SPOTS:

Java house (great in the summer)
Shang-hi- cowgirl
Ciros
Cadilac Lounge
Chihovski (i may not even be spelling that right-- lol - but nice if your in the mood for dress shirts )
Rhino



NOTE: Before you read any further YOU WILL NEED A BIKE --- OTHERWISE SUMMER JUST ISNT THE SAME!!!!! TRUUUEEEE STTTOOORRRYYYY!!!!



2. PARK HANGS:

The only park you need to know about is Trinity Bellwoods Park..

You can walk your dog... you can drink wine and you can play tennis...

And for optimum park hang awesomness it is imperative that you bring a boom box, boxed wine and fruits to snack on... im telling you -- this will take a "good hang" to GREAT HANG!



3. BBQ's Well this is just obvious but i had to include it anyway


4. Illegal Swimming :

Another great thing to do (not that i am condoning illegal swimming) is sneaking into swimming pools on those super hot nights... its a great way to also meet really good looking people... cus we all know -- if you know your HOT you are all about showing it



5. Something i think is really under rated... simply being able to RIDE YOUR BIKE / TAKING WALKS

Something us Queen west kids just love doing... you would be surprised to see how many really good looking people find them selves walking/ riding around





ohhhh summer... where are you.. i can feel you but you just arnt here yet

but i know summer is coming and when it finally gets here -- i recommend you par-take in these great summer activities... bc i dam well know i will

HERES TO SUMMER GETTING HERE SOON

CHEERS!

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So ......





Hello Everybody!!! Last week we played Hamilton and Montreal -- and this is how it went


Hamilton-- Grahm drove with his wifey May -- i spent the hour drive trying not to pass out from a heavy dinner. We arrive in Hammer town 1.5 hours later due to traffic and its pretty much a ghost town, like we expected. So what does isis do-- walk across the street buy a pack of Djarum smokes and then begin to knock back shots of FREE tequila.. yea it was free what did you expect me to do.. why your at it why dont you go tease some crack heads with crack on a rope... PEOPLE HAVE NO SHAME! lol

Anyway-- Our Hamilton town super fan Adam shows up with two pretty ladies and his boy Bryan , which means now i start drinking beer and double gin and tonins and double vodka waters, Bryan has to leave due to the possibility someone slipped something in his drink..so super fan adam had to miss the show

WELL ADAM...

This is how the show went-- A drunk isis got on stage and pretty much fucked up every song...and was very surprised she managed to even stay on stage.. you could say i was doing my best Amy whinehouse for the people of Hammer Town. GOD!!!

After a bunch of angry stares and looks of disappointment from Grahm, the set was FINALLY over and i threw the mic down and went out for a smoke in 2 degree weather with no coat..this is how drunk and mad at my self i was--


But----- For The montreal show.. isis learned her lesson , after what felt like the longest fucking train ride in my life.. i decided to pace myself.. yes PASE MYSELF!! i had 2 beers and a shot of tequila before i got on stage.. was not really tipsy ..so i had another shot still not very tipsy but decided to hold off and getting trailer park trashed till the end of the set

The show was fucking AMAZING!! We have some of the best and coolest and really honestly best looking fans in Montreal-- something about men in montreal, just makes me want to sell all my stuff and learn french and hand out at universities... mmmmmmm college boys :)

But anyway-- a few cheerleaders who used our song in there routine a while back showed up and got on stage during Suenos Dulches and did a little routine for us..supppeer cute and EVERYONE knew ALL of the words to pretty much ALL of our songs expect for the new ones.. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!

It reminded me-- that sometimes its best to get on stage sorta kinda typsy insted of shit face.. cus you miss all the pretty faces in the crowd and im just not as on point -- and thats me being honest.

So that was my weekend...


Next weekend should be pretty interesting


My boys from Lets go to War (www.myspace.com/letsgotowarmusic) will be paying at the new over the top club called CIRCA.... now besides these guys just being huge amounts of fun... esp PJ... I already plan to stay home all week just so i dont die on friday night

Ive had killer nights and mornings with pj.... we've crashed parties, accidentally started some, and seen some CRAZY afterparty action... so i can only imagine how this night will go

I have an idea though.. i know for sure it will involve a bottle of something premium... followed by weed, girls, boys, pillow fights... and eventually me loosing him to some model in a cab

ITS GONNA BE AWESOME.....

They are a pretty talented bunch.. those boys.. check out there video.. its pretty much a typical night for us.. downtoww toronto on Queen street at someones above store apartment....and this is what i consider a more easy night--you should see when we really go off!

To quote one of their tracks "I got this little girlfriend , shes European-- its the middle of , July and she wants to go skying"

If you dont know.. hahahah you dont need to



Cheers and enjoy

oh ive also included a video from the cheers leaders :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Id77llKrT8

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 This is my current Facebook status...

Now its not that im bored or complaining -- ive just realized how much crazy ideas ive actually acted out through out my life. Im a very strong believer in do what feels good cus your young and you still can!

Now this excludes Heroin, killing your 3rd grade teacher, punching a cop, stealing your best friends boyfriend, or punching pregnant ladies!

None of those things iver ever thought of doing, but im told some people find great pleasure in such activities.

But anyway-- the last few months ive been taking it pretty easy , being a full time musician means i have a shit load of spare time

Some musicians spend this spare time rehersing , or buying new instruments to play with  - i spent it learning every bar tenders  and bouncers first name and rubing shoulders with bar owners so i could drink for free--

But now i know everyone -- and i've drank at every bar-- ive been kicked out of metal shows, karaoke, and crashed birthday parties - I DONT EVEN LIKE METAL!

Ive thrown snowballs  at random strangers, screamed profanities at the homeless-- helped pull down a tree with skaters from New York, snuck in the back door...and fallen off stage while trying to give a high 5! no one really saw this.. but if im going to be honest i might as well throw that one in there-- i blame it on MSTRKRFT they always get me too drunk!- 

I guess im just bored now.

Toronto is only so big... but ive partied EVERYWHERE!  LA,MTL, NY, EVEN TEXAS!!  So now what?  (side note -- i soo wanna party in Japan and Brazil NO LAST CALL!!!!)

I stay in and drink red wine and watch law and order-- i can only do that for so long , soon i will be bored with Law and Order -- THEN WHAT!!!  Not much left after that-- cus Without a trace is on in the afternoon... what will i do with my evenings...

Dont get me wrong-- Im not saying i sit at home and do jack shit all day-- i have set periods of the day that i set a side for "jack shit" the only real difference between me and someone with a "real job" is my jack shit includes smoking weed and watching tv for more than 15 minutes...

Most of my day is spent writing new songs, going over old songs, replying to myspace friend request -- yes i actually respond personally to every single myspace freind request- and sometimes its like 4-8 pages of request!!!  There also is a lot of paper work for border crossing shit that i have to deal with

along with my own banking and maintaining of my apt -- so again its not like  i have all the time in the world.. i just have 8 hours a night that needs to be filled...

I guess what im saying is i would like to see more put into entertaining people.. like come on

after a long day of work -- regardless of what you do-- if you spend all the time getting ready and then get to a club/bar and its the same people, same shit-- it starts to feel like your at work all over again-- its just you get to get shit faced...

I challenge all party throwers and bar owners to get a bit more creative with their nights-- like i wanna see more costume parties-- ya i would sooo fuck with that

As a matter of fact in sweden theres a night like that-- i also want bubbles, and streamers and party hats

like come on -- if your going out to have a good time .. its should be a full out experience -- maybe this would lead to less mmda and coke usage -- people would be stimulated naturally

i dont know

im just ranting.. but its just a thought..

see you at the bar....

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Friday Night lights and me and my friends have decided to go for Karaoke at this spot called The Gladstone Hotel-- unknowingly .. this was the beginning of many bad ideas that Isis would later have.

I started pre-drinking around 9pm; well 8 if you count the 2 beers in the shower. Anyway 2 whiskey shots later…I opted for the second double with no ice…and a quick game of Oblivion on x-box 360 (what you think I was born cool, hell im still cool by default!)

By the time the rest of the boys showed up and we had another couple of beers we all decide to stumble our way towards the Gladstone—

After flipping the bird to unsuspected on lookers and watching Adam pushing Derek on a random office chair sitting all by its lonesome on the side of the road—don’t ask

After all that bullshit – we arrived at the Gladstone, where I was attacked with hugs by my girlfriends and immediately signed on to sing with my girl Azuree "Say my Name" By destiny Childs..

This was wayyy before I realized I really didn’t know the words nor did I really like that song enough to sing it with enough passion to convince the karaoke dj that I was worthy of his stage.

We continued to drink..

My good friend from Shark Vs Bear showed up ..and we continued to drink and fall on the floor and sing along with the randoms on stage

I went out for a smoke ..and drank some more

By the time I completely forgot where I was was

"And now Isis and Azuree singing Say My name by destiny child"- said the eager Karaoke Dj Man

OH SHIT!!! Said isis

I somehow found my way to the stage and it was pretty much downhill from there

I really don’t know what was worse :

a) along with the fact that I didn’t know the fucking words…I also was to drunk to READ THEM—on top of that im already near sighted!!!

b) Then a group of guys started to boo us… YES I WAS GETTING BOO'd!

I'VE NEVER!

So going with my basic rapper instincts I begin to spew idle threats – ima kick yo ass followed by  "I know where you live maw fuka"

Then to add on to that—I grab the guy from the crowd pull him on stage—then the mic cord gets pulled out and I throw him back into the crowd..

Then after all of that – AFTER ALLL OF THAT!!

I – yes I muther fucking isis end the set with

Fuck this—and throw the mic in the guys face

Hahahahahaha— YEA TRUE FUCKING STORY!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha – I cant believe I did that ..but I have atleast 100 people who saw me do this

After that I was kicked out—they said I disrespected the venue
And I was like fuck yo venue – they should have never given you mutha fukas money!!!

What am I gonna do about my legs!!!

Lol I wish—I left and went next door and pounded another 3 beers and passed out.

The way I see it—they should be happy I didn’t opt for Frank Zappa’s Muffin Man!! If you don’t know what im talking about it—please google that song!!

PLEASE – and picture that at Karaoke --hahaha



ps-- below is an example of how a drunken isis can get ..lol

good thing they paid us lol

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So the clock is ticking....oh its ticking


all the men on the planet are running around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to find the perfect gift. But you know what this is my first valentines where i actually have something to look forward to. Every year ive always managed to break up with a guy before or meet one right after-- but its looking like this year Isis gone get some lovin!! HURRAY!!

But its got me thinking -- what the hell does a girl get a guy besides the obvious chocolate covered you--- I think girls need to start stepping up their valentines gift game, like
come on..these guys go to the ends of the earth to get you diamonds, expensive dinners, front row tickets and the traditional bundle of sweet smelling flowers!

and all we give them is a hand job...come on...

In most cases your already boning the guy anyway-- so how is it special from any other day ...unless you throw in some flying machine and nose dive into his lap ...lol

So for this valentines while i try to figure out what im going to get my hubby -- i challenge the rest of you ladies with mates to step it up this year...

Actually spend some time thinking about it--

I know i never come off like the romantic type...but you know under this hard rock star exterior ...all i really want is a hug and some flowers...

Here is a song my home girl from philly Suzi Analog just sent me...i think this is the best Valentines song ever-- a remake of Dudley Perkins song "Flowers"

So dont be played out and get your man some flowers!!!

boomp3.com

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PEACE PARTY PEOPLE!!!


Now we know you guys have been waiting for what seems like forever for a cd, an album, a show something anything! We know we have some of the best fans on the planet, your not only all extremely good looking but some of you have plenty of hidden talents that we would like to exploit.. i mean share with the world...hehe

We want to make a music video for Jerk It!!! YES WE ARE FINALLY JOINING THE 21ST CENTURY!!

but we will need you help

Because we are going to be in the studio for the rest of the month and after that touring like crazy animals , all while pushing the new album , getting cozy with the new lable and trying not to drink myself to death -- we wont really have time to make a video


So this is where you come in...

we have decided to throw a little online competition -- we want you to make a video for JERK IT!!!! yes you ...YOU RIGHT THERE...

What better wayto capture a song than from the perspective of the listener-- however there are a few rules


1. YOU HAVE TO BE CREATIVE!
2. PLEASE DO NOT GO LEAK CRAZY WITH THE MP3 OR THE VIDEO ONCE IT IS DONE-- WE NEED TO SEE IT FIRST
3. THATS IT!!


There will be 3 chosen out of however many people submit -- those 3 will be in the finals...where they will go head to head in a death cage match
You guys - the fans and the people will get to choose which one you think is the best out of the 3

The person who wins will have not only bragging rights for life-- but their video will be the official Jerk It Thunderheist music video

which means

1. it will air on TV!!! ie Much Music and other stations outside of canada
2. it will be all over the blogs
3. and when ever they decide to talk about us on any other channel -- clips will also be used from the video

This is a great opportunity for any aspiring film maker to get there stuff out there-- we will promo the shit out of you and whatever projects you are working on

You will officially be a part of the thunderheist family

You guys should really take this seriously -- we've already had hundreds of video maker hit us up-- some who have worked with major to indie bands-- so again its a great opportunity to get your stuff out there to a wider audience..


Grahm will put up a link for those of you interested to download the song in the next few days--- so start that mind of yours turning
Im sure we are in for a treat !!!

Im super excited to see what you guys come up with -- and NO IDEA IS A STUPID IDEA!!! LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD...

just dont kill any animals or babies...cus then we might get in trouble with the law

If you have any further questions feel free to email me directly

thunderheist@thunderheist.com

please include in the topic : video competition

THANK YOU AND GOOD LUCK!!!!

-isis

DEADLINE IS APRIL 1ST-------

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LOOK HOW MUCH FUN OUR FRIEND ADAM IS HAVING...

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS

HE HAS EVERYTHING HE COULD POSSIBLY WANT-- AN I-PHONE AND A THUNDERHEIST T-SHIRT


YOU COULD BE ADAM...YOU COULD BE THIS HAPPY

ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS LOOK UP....YEA RIGHT THERE...RIGHT WHERE IT SAYS "STORE"

I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS STEP WITH ME...WE WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY ...

HAPPY LIKE ADAM

YOU CAN DO IT... WE'LL DO IT WITH YOU..JUST CLICK THAT BUTTON

AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY

THATS ALL WE REALLY WANT...TO MAKE YOU HAPPY :-)

Ps... Please send us pics of you in your Thunder- luvin- T

They are limited edition and will run out soon...i personally would like to see you doing something fun in your shirt-- and although i do like cooking and watching tv..im thinking something a bit more active..like riding a bike...or climbing a building..or sky diving...or getting a great lap dance from a hot guy dressed like a fire man... ummm ok...maybe just the fireman :)



Note: Thunderheist is not responsible for any stains that may appear on your limited edition Thunder-T during or before or after heavy dancing.
also 10 percent of the proceeds will go to the Feed a Rapper Foundation. Thank you for your support!

and we love you too adam!!!

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So last night i was lucky enough to be invited to an all you cant drink buffet at the grand opening of Extreme Fitness Club on the Danforth (aka butt fuck nowhere from the trendy and familiar downtown Toronto)

Anyway--- i got there at about 11pm when the closing time was midnight..so me and my freinds decided to pound down everything we could...and i mean EVERYTHING...i had red wine, white wine, vodka, scotch, gin, and some other shit i didnt even ask...

By 11:30 i was well on my way to drunken  rowdiness....i may or may not have broken my friend adams gazels....but i most deff dropped my new fucking cell phone in a toilet..i dont know how..but i did

and JESUS ITS ONLY WEDNESDAY!!!

The new state of the art work out facility was rammed with suits and gold diggers....all blond with over done tans...i drank more just so they would become nothing more than fuzzy objects --- i guess i was in denial -- hanging out with ginos and ginas...JESUS...

The point of this blog is this... in the girls bathroom there was a poor excuse for a all you can drinker in the shower with her clothes on ..all curled up..

it was really sad

And yea i know i should have sympathy ..but wtf ..what are girlfriends for! To tell you to stop..i have no sympathy for people who drink more than they can handle...

but then i got a forward in my facebook inbox...and it reminded me that when all you want to do is get fucked up on a school night-- us ladies need to remember to play safe-- here is what i got..take it and pass it on!



<span style="font-style:italic;">A woman at the nightclub, 'Crow Bar'- on Saturday night was taken by 5 men,
who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her.

Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the
repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex,
which is essentially a small sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their
victims.

Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals.

Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date
rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls
drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had
taken place the night before.

Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the
victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about
having a paternity test identifying him months later.

THE DRUGS EFFECTS ARE NOT TEMPORARY !!!!

THEY ARE PERMANENT !!!!

Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses.

ANY FEMALE WHO UNKNOWINGLY TAKES THE DRUG WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE
!!!!!

The b*"%^*!s can get this drug from anyone who is in vet school or any
university.

It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big everywhere.

Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how
to use it.

Please FORWARD ~ This to everyone you know, especially girls.

BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU'RE OUT AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR DRINK UNATTENDED.

Please make the effort to pass this onto all you know.

Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives.

This has now been reported to have been used on 360 women around London and
over 900 in the United States.

GIRLS !!! KEEP YOUR DRINKS SAFE AT ALL TIMES

And men, look after the girls you're with.
PLEASE PASS ON.... </span>

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Ok...

so i finally saw the shake it to the ground video...

and i just want to say...i just want to take Rye Rye under my wings and hold her...
she is the cutest little person in the world...

and this is not me trying to be condescending in away... Little girl got flow too
It only makes sense that Mad Decent would take her on.

My only beef is this--

SHE IS 16 AND HER BUTT IS BIGGER THAN MINE...

and you know what-- Im sick of this

Dear God,

I know you gave me all this talent and a gift for gab and prefectly arched eye brows (although i do have sometimes shade em in lol) and skin so soft it scares many peopl..

trye story-- never had acne..and im so thank full for all that

BUT WHERE ...OH WHERE IS MY ASS!



Like come on people..you've all read the Bio's "Isis Nigerian born canadian raised"

Yea! that means i was born in AFRICA- i drank the water i even ate fufu and all the other nigerian fatty delights!

and what....even white girls have bigger butts than i do...im currently looking into suing mc donalds for emotional damage-- yea where else do you think these white girls got that booty from --


Rye Rye says she gets it from her mama...

well my mother is 5"5 and mos def not skinny (sorry mom its the truth)

she has a but that can recite the American constitution while she walks...its actually an amazing thing to see hahah

Well No more

I have decided to fight back for all the LITTLE BOOTY GIRLS OUT THERE!!!

I just wrapped up a track with G -- called LBG (little booty Girls)
it has a great swing to it and a nice little dance and you didnt hear it from me..but we sent it to Wes and he loves it..

SO TAKE THAT RYE RYE...

LONG LIVE LBG'S EVERYWHERE!!!
 

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For past Isis blog stuff go here:

http://lifeandchocolateboxes.blogspot.com/

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 So Yea

Here are some videos from our show in Ottawa... and yes i was all tequila all night...which makes me scream and jumo around like a crazy 5 year old

Enjoy :-)

LITTLE BOOTY GIRLS EVERYWHERE UNITE!!!

ps shout outs to SEXY ASS JASON LAST..even though you got distracted lol :P


 

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This is my current Facebook status...

Now its not that im bored or complaining -- ive just realized how much crazy ideas ive actually acted out through out my life. Im a very strong believer in do what feels good cus your young and you still can!

Now this excludes Heroin, killing your 3rd grade teacher, punching a cop, stealing your best friends boyfriend, or punching pregnant ladies!

None of those things iver ever thought of doing, but im told some people find great pleasure in such activities.

But anyway-- the last few months ive been taking it pretty easy , being a full time musician means i have a shit load of spare time

Some musicians spend this spare time rehersing , or buying new instruments to play with  - i spent it learning every bar tenders  and bouncers first name and rubing shoulders with bar owners so i could drink for free--

But now i know everyone -- and i've drank at every bar-- ive been kicked out of metal shows, karaoke, and crashed birthday parties - I DONT EVEN LIKE METAL!

Ive thrown snowballs  at random strangers, screamed profanities at the homeless-- helped pull down a tree with skaters from New York, snuck in the back door...and fallen off stage while trying to give a high 5! no one really saw this.. but if im going to be honest i might as well throw that one in there-- i blame it on MSTRKRFT they always get me too drunk!- 

I guess im just bored now.

Toronto is only so big... but ive partied EVERYWHERE!  LA,MTL, NY, EVEN TEXAS!!  So now what?  (side note -- i soo wanna party in Japan and Brazil NO LAST CALL!!!!)

I stay in and drink red wine and watch law and order-- i can only do that for so long , soon i will be bored with Law and Order -- THEN WHAT!!!  Not much left after that-- cus Without a trace is on in the afternoon... what will i do with my evenings...

Dont get me wrong-- Im not saying i sit at home and do jack shit all day-- i have set periods of the day that i set a side for "jack shit" the only real difference between me and someone with a "real job" is my jack shit includes smoking weed and watching tv for more than 15 minutes...

Most of my day is spent writing new songs, going over old songs, replying to myspace friend request -- yes i actually respond personally to every single myspace freind request- and sometimes its like 4-8 pages of request!!!  There also is a lot of paper work for border crossing shit that i have to deal with

along with my own banking and maintaining of my apt -- so again its not like  i have all the time in the world.. i just have 8 hours a night that needs to be filled...

I guess what im saying is i would like to see more put into entertaining people.. like come on

after a long day of work -- regardless of what you do-- if you spend all the time getting ready and then get to a club/bar and its the same people, same shit-- it starts to feel like your at work all over again-- its just you get to get shit faced...

I challenge all party throwers and bar owners to get a bit more creative with their nights-- like i wanna see more costume parties-- ya i would sooo fuck with that

As a matter of fact in sweden theres a night like that-- i also want bubbles, and streamers and party hats

like come on -- if your going out to have a good time .. its should be a full out experience -- maybe this would lead to less mmda and coke usage -- people would be stimulated naturally

i dont know

im just ranting.. but its just a thought..

see you at the bar....

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