Its been a long time..shouldn't have left you.

So looks like my on going battle with ADD has yet to end. But know this my passionate blog readers .. i will not forsake you- i will try to be as consistent as isisedly possible.
First i want to say thanks to everyone who sent me birthday wishes and showed up to several of my birthday parties... even the ones i didnt show up to. Due to the amount of obvious alcohol consumption, that im sure my liver is still processing -- i dont have many pictures to show for this awesome weekend i "allegedly" had.
But im sure there are plenty of photos on facebook that i am waiting to untag myself from.
So yea .. the big 30!
lol yea who am i kidding. Im still considered a teenager in my parents eyes even though ive toured europe twice and moved out when i was 18!
The only downfall of getting older is im no longer daddy's little girl... i know hard to believe.. me all cute and innocent - but its true!
There was a time long ago..
when i didnt have to pay my phone bill.. cus daddy was helping me out.
And there once was a time when daddy helped out with rent when i blew it on black jack and strippers...
THERE WAS A TIME.. WHEN i got driven to the airport FOR FREE!
oh but those days are long and gone...like leaves in the autumn wind..
I say to all you kids who havnt moved out yet.. (by kid i mean under 21-- if your 30 kill yourself !)
Enjoy being your parents favorite .. even if that does psychologically scar your other siblings for life... because there too will come a time in your life .. when you get your fido bill in the mail .. and your father acts like he doesn't know what your talking about and your stuck with a 265 dollar phone bill with long distant chargers you didnt even fu*king make in the first place!!!
Oh and dont think your dad will call you in advance for a heads up or anything..because you my dear are an ADULT now!!!!
Yes ... the road ahead will be paved in gold and recovering addicts... but know this young jedi
the force is within you... so you go out there - into that big wide dark galaxy and you fight with your lightsavers and you kick some kleon ass!
lol
besides, the upside is you can eat ice cream for breakfast and no one can stop you (unless you live at home..and your 30- in which case you should be dead by now)
xo
ps
yes i cut my hair... it was an amazing experience.. no more dreads.. by im still bad brains at heart.
This ladies and gents is what you call punk skanking!
POSTED BY ISIS on 2008-08-12