Friday Night lights and me and my friends have decided to go for Karaoke at this spot called The Gladstone Hotel-- unknowingly .. this was the beginning of many bad ideas that Isis would later have.

I started pre-drinking around 9pm; well 8 if you count the 2 beers in the shower. Anyway 2 whiskey shots later…I opted for the second double with no ice…and a quick game of Oblivion on x-box 360 (what you think I was born cool, hell im still cool by default!)

By the time the rest of the boys showed up and we had another couple of beers we all decide to stumble our way towards the Gladstone—

After flipping the bird to unsuspected on lookers and watching Adam pushing Derek on a random office chair sitting all by its lonesome on the side of the road—don’t ask

After all that bullshit – we arrived at the Gladstone, where I was attacked with hugs by my girlfriends and immediately signed on to sing with my girl Azuree "Say my Name" By destiny Childs..

This was wayyy before I realized I really didn’t know the words nor did I really like that song enough to sing it with enough passion to convince the karaoke dj that I was worthy of his stage.

We continued to drink..

My good friend from Shark Vs Bear showed up ..and we continued to drink and fall on the floor and sing along with the randoms on stage

I went out for a smoke ..and drank some more

By the time I completely forgot where I was was

"And now Isis and Azuree singing Say My name by destiny child"- said the eager Karaoke Dj Man

OH SHIT!!! Said isis

I somehow found my way to the stage and it was pretty much downhill from there

I really don’t know what was worse :

a) along with the fact that I didn’t know the fucking words…I also was to drunk to READ THEM—on top of that im already near sighted!!!

b) Then a group of guys started to boo us… YES I WAS GETTING BOO'd!

I'VE NEVER!

So going with my basic rapper instincts I begin to spew idle threats – ima kick yo ass followed by  "I know where you live maw fuka"

Then to add on to that—I grab the guy from the crowd pull him on stage—then the mic cord gets pulled out and I throw him back into the crowd..

Then after all of that – AFTER ALLL OF THAT!!

I – yes I muther fucking isis end the set with

Fuck this—and throw the mic in the guys face

Hahahahahaha— YEA TRUE FUCKING STORY!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha – I cant believe I did that ..but I have atleast 100 people who saw me do this

After that I was kicked out—they said I disrespected the venue
And I was like fuck yo venue – they should have never given you mutha fukas money!!!

What am I gonna do about my legs!!!

Lol I wish—I left and went next door and pounded another 3 beers and passed out.

The way I see it—they should be happy I didn’t opt for Frank Zappa’s Muffin Man!! If you don’t know what im talking about it—please google that song!!

PLEASE – and picture that at Karaoke --hahaha



ps-- below is an example of how a drunken isis can get ..lol

good thing they paid us lol

POSTED BY ISIS on 2008-02-11