This is my current Facebook status...

Now its not that im bored or complaining -- ive just realized how much crazy ideas ive actually acted out through out my life. Im a very strong believer in do what feels good cus your young and you still can!

Now this excludes Heroin, killing your 3rd grade teacher, punching a cop, stealing your best friends boyfriend, or punching pregnant ladies!

None of those things iver ever thought of doing, but im told some people find great pleasure in such activities.

But anyway-- the last few months ive been taking it pretty easy , being a full time musician means i have a shit load of spare time

Some musicians spend this spare time rehersing , or buying new instruments to play with  - i spent it learning every bar tenders  and bouncers first name and rubing shoulders with bar owners so i could drink for free--

But now i know everyone -- and i've drank at every bar-- ive been kicked out of metal shows, karaoke, and crashed birthday parties - I DONT EVEN LIKE METAL!

Ive thrown snowballs  at random strangers, screamed profanities at the homeless-- helped pull down a tree with skaters from New York, snuck in the back door...and fallen off stage while trying to give a high 5! no one really saw this.. but if im going to be honest i might as well throw that one in there-- i blame it on MSTRKRFT they always get me too drunk!- 

I guess im just bored now.

Toronto is only so big... but ive partied EVERYWHERE!  LA,MTL, NY, EVEN TEXAS!!  So now what?  (side note -- i soo wanna party in Japan and Brazil NO LAST CALL!!!!)

I stay in and drink red wine and watch law and order-- i can only do that for so long , soon i will be bored with Law and Order -- THEN WHAT!!!  Not much left after that-- cus Without a trace is on in the afternoon... what will i do with my evenings...

Dont get me wrong-- Im not saying i sit at home and do jack shit all day-- i have set periods of the day that i set a side for "jack shit" the only real difference between me and someone with a "real job" is my jack shit includes smoking weed and watching tv for more than 15 minutes...

Most of my day is spent writing new songs, going over old songs, replying to myspace friend request -- yes i actually respond personally to every single myspace freind request- and sometimes its like 4-8 pages of request!!!  There also is a lot of paper work for border crossing shit that i have to deal with

along with my own banking and maintaining of my apt -- so again its not like  i have all the time in the world.. i just have 8 hours a night that needs to be filled...

I guess what im saying is i would like to see more put into entertaining people.. like come on

after a long day of work -- regardless of what you do-- if you spend all the time getting ready and then get to a club/bar and its the same people, same shit-- it starts to feel like your at work all over again-- its just you get to get shit faced...

I challenge all party throwers and bar owners to get a bit more creative with their nights-- like i wanna see more costume parties-- ya i would sooo fuck with that

As a matter of fact in sweden theres a night like that-- i also want bubbles, and streamers and party hats

like come on -- if your going out to have a good time .. its should be a full out experience -- maybe this would lead to less mmda and coke usage -- people would be stimulated naturally

i dont know

im just ranting.. but its just a thought..

see you at the bar....

POSTED BY ISIS on 2008-02-19