If you wernt so pretty i would make fun of ya

So ......
Hello Everybody!!! Last week we played Hamilton and Montreal -- and this is how it went
Hamilton-- Grahm drove with his wifey May -- i spent the hour drive trying not to pass out from a heavy dinner. We arrive in Hammer town 1.5 hours later due to traffic and its pretty much a ghost town, like we expected. So what does isis do-- walk across the street buy a pack of Djarum smokes and then begin to knock back shots of FREE tequila.. yea it was free what did you expect me to do.. why your at it why dont you go tease some crack heads with crack on a rope... PEOPLE HAVE NO SHAME! lol
Anyway-- Our Hamilton town super fan Adam shows up with two pretty ladies and his boy Bryan , which means now i start drinking beer and double gin and tonins and double vodka waters, Bryan has to leave due to the possibility someone slipped something in his drink..so super fan adam had to miss the show
WELL ADAM...
This is how the show went-- A drunk isis got on stage and pretty much fucked up every song...and was very surprised she managed to even stay on stage.. you could say i was doing my best Amy whinehouse for the people of Hammer Town. GOD!!!
After a bunch of angry stares and looks of disappointment from Grahm, the set was FINALLY over and i threw the mic down and went out for a smoke in 2 degree weather with no coat..this is how drunk and mad at my self i was--
But----- For The montreal show.. isis learned her lesson , after what felt like the longest fucking train ride in my life.. i decided to pace myself.. yes PASE MYSELF!! i had 2 beers and a shot of tequila before i got on stage.. was not really tipsy ..so i had another shot still not very tipsy but decided to hold off and getting trailer park trashed till the end of the set
The show was fucking AMAZING!! We have some of the best and coolest and really honestly best looking fans in Montreal-- something about men in montreal, just makes me want to sell all my stuff and learn french and hand out at universities... mmmmmmm college boys :)
But anyway-- a few cheerleaders who used our song in there routine a while back showed up and got on stage during Suenos Dulches and did a little routine for us..supppeer cute and EVERYONE knew ALL of the words to pretty much ALL of our songs expect for the new ones.. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!
It reminded me-- that sometimes its best to get on stage sorta kinda typsy insted of shit face.. cus you miss all the pretty faces in the crowd and im just not as on point -- and thats me being honest.
So that was my weekend...
Next weekend should be pretty interesting
My boys from Lets go to War (www.myspace.com/letsgotowarmusic) will be paying at the new over the top club called CIRCA.... now besides these guys just being huge amounts of fun... esp PJ... I already plan to stay home all week just so i dont die on friday night
Ive had killer nights and mornings with pj.... we've crashed parties, accidentally started some, and seen some CRAZY afterparty action... so i can only imagine how this night will go
I have an idea though.. i know for sure it will involve a bottle of something premium... followed by weed, girls, boys, pillow fights... and eventually me loosing him to some model in a cab
ITS GONNA BE AWESOME.....
They are a pretty talented bunch.. those boys.. check out there video.. its pretty much a typical night for us.. downtoww toronto on Queen street at someones above store apartment....and this is what i consider a more easy night--you should see when we really go off!
To quote one of their tracks "I got this little girlfriend , shes European-- its the middle of , July and she wants to go skying"
If you dont know.. hahahah you dont need to
Cheers and enjoy
oh ive also included a video from the cheers leaders :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Id77llKrT8
POSTED BY ISIS on 2008-03-04
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Author: Bryan Date: 2008-03-22 20:46:35 Yeah we still don't know what the fuck happened. I have 0 memories of anything that happened after I headed to the bathroom to try and purge that shit, and everyone else's memories are cloudy, at best.
YOU HAVE A MYSTERIOUS EVENT IN YOUR BAND HISTORY NOW.