So its 8 in the morning on sunday ...we played friday and i threw up all day satuday. Amazing!

Ive been laying low as of late so a crazy drunken night in montreal could only lead to me almost dying!

Fans friday night were beyond surprised and midly confused and concerned when their favorite alky walked on stage with a bottle of water. Yes thats right I Isis Salam ONLY drank WATER.
preformed sober too. which has NEVER HAPPENED! its either im sort of drunk.. or black out wake up with a piece of paper with the number 10 on your back drunk...
(apparently i signed up for a dance contest.. now im not sure if 10 was my number or my score.. i will go with the last one)

Pre show i was a wreck! Ive been looking for an apartment and its just been driving my nuts -- so yes i also projectile vomited before we went on...i wonder if anyone noticed..lol
and when my BFF's showed up to surprise me i almost went into a prom queen im so happy with vomit on my face cry routine...

lol just kidding there was no vomit on my face... that would severely handi cap my sexy.. and we just cant have that...but i almost did cry them remembered i had on makeup and we cant have that now can we...


Now i know what your thinking... you must have had an awful time. And this is partly true.. but someone up in those big clouds f*cking loves me
because after i got all that crap out of my stomach the night only got better.. and by better i mean CHRISTMAS GOOD!

Yours truly rewarded her sober performance with a bottle of wiskey and 3 huge and much deserved joints-- along with my amazing friends we went on to paint the city neon purple and when i thought it couldnt get any better

i get a text saying Grahm is beyond drunk... now i wont go into details you will just have to hope he blogs about it.. (for those of you who were at the show.. im sure you loved the Mac Power cord helicopter routine as much as i did lol)

but let me say this

never in a million years would i think my Grahm could get there... it was so beautiful ... i almost cried-- for once -- isis wasnt the one blacking out..

i think im really starting to get the hang of this adult thing... chapter 2 moderation COMPLETE!

now all i need to do is be able to keep a bf and not blow my rent money on strippers ad black jack... which they cover in chapters 4 thru 6 in "How to not be a complete piece of crap in your adult years"

oh and im also doing this for my liver which has decided to return and stay only if i stop abusing it... (only on weekends and during sever break-ups ... i made him put that in our contract)

so all in all minus the hellish hangover on saturday this weekend was amazing! i love love love Montreal and plan to take more trips up here just to hang.

i will try to get some pix up soon...

xo.

POSTED BY ISIS on 2008-07-20