In the words of a great tour manager Greg Bresnitz .." Really, REALLY?"





this is cute but as a musician and part time gambler i can only imagine how much she was paid to pretty much do her song again but for 5 year olds.
Dont get me wrong.. I LOVE IT. I only wish they had a verse for Cookie Monster.. like..like you know, flip it up in some kind of MSTRKKKRFT remix thing.


Let this be a lesson to all of you young and beautiful people aspiring to be rich and famous- i say take a page out of this book


Once you have a massive single -- get it in an ipod commercial and then on sesame street. YOU WILL HAVE ALL DEMOGRAPHICS COVERED!
Who ever Feist has on her team ...need to get a grammy or something. Not to say Feist on her own isnt talented .. she's also quite tiny and sweet from what i remember.. then again it was Osheaga and we also stold a golf cart and ran it into a ditch. I would probably swear i saw elvis.


SO HERES TO FEIST AND HER TEAM AND CANADA AND OF COURSE THE QUEEN!

NOW.


Unlike Feist the next video is ummm.. well frankly i think it should be banned for the simple fact that it has caused me much emotional stress. I now have reoccurring dreams where im 9 again and i have the New Kids in The Block lunch box and they show up on the school bus and they are ..

AHHH OLD DIRTY CREEPY MEN!!!

and i wakeup in cold sweats and OHIP does not cover therapy. (oh btw if you live in america... you need to get universal health care cus it comes in handy if you get shot.)

so yea why did they come back? Like really... why?

did one of them snort all the assets away or gamble it away in some back alley Latvian poker game?

Or did they just want to torture all us little bastards who supported them in the first place in our adult years. To all you little f*ckers who went to the concerts with glittered signs you guys will at some point get genital warts!

I never had the pleasure of seeing them live but i had the tapes and a lunch box -- so this is it

i will never be able to sleep again ...


In other news for those of you in Toronto check out Grahms monthly -- i will be at the bar tonight trying to wash away the bad taste of defeat and envy.

xo

POSTED BY ISIS on 2008-07-25