Now i know you cried when you found out brad pit and ms Jolie hooked up only because the .0009 chance you had to ever sleep with either of them was kicked down to .000002.
but keep in mind even the best couples break up. I know this all too well

so instead of going into the details and ruining your makeup with tears heres a top 10 list of the best break up songs-


TOP 10 BREAK UP SONGS!

1. Beyonce -  Irreplaceable (funny enough this was original written from a mans perspective by Neyo but ended up being the female break up anthem!)

2.  Linda Ronstadt "Your No Good"

3. Gnarls Barkley " The Last Time"

4. Carly Simon " Your so Vain"

5. Violent Femmes "Gone Daddy Gone" (yea Gnarls Barkley covered it)

6. Ray Charles " Hit the Road Jack"

7. The Zombies " Got my Mojo Working" (nooo this really is epic!)

8. Rihanna " Take a Bow " (well duh!)

9. Hercules & Love Affair  "Blind"  (all around feel good song for the summer)

10. Private " We got some breaking up to do" (this should just speak for itself)


A good break up song is a song that makes you put down your glass of Johnnie Walker Blue Label- smack yourself in the face and scream "f*ck em!"


Remember the summer isnt over yet-- if you live in toronto come celebrate singledom/my birthday at Circa Night Club (http://www.circatoronto.com/) also appearing is Dj Assualt & who is the king of "stank dirty, and just ignant" dance music- which is ALSO exactly what you need when you are getting over a monogamous relationship - hopefully monogamous, cus if you got cheated on you might want to make this night extra special because the odds are they will trace back the sugar in his tank to you.

If you are putting together your own break up playlist make sure that all the songs are as up beat as possible last thing you need is a sappy ballad bringing you back to ugly bathrobe, 2 tubs of hogendaz ice cream and 10 boxes of tissues.

BE STRONG! SNAP OUT OF IT---


i also strongly recommend you take a night to yourself and watch "Waiting to Exhale" because you do need to let it out- and what better way to channel your emotions than through 4 angry black women esp my hero Angela Bassett -- then the next night put on your sexiest black dress and you pound that city cat walk like your life depends on it

work it, work it , work it...now vogue!



ps feel free to add to the list if you know of any better songs to burn his clothes to... i like comments -- it reminds me that im not just some crazy self indulged egomaniac with a vanity blog.



ANNNNNNNDDD IN OTHER NEWS!!!

THE SUMER OF SINGLEDOM HAS BEGUN CUS ISIS SAID SO!

AND THE SOUNDTRACK WILL INCLUDE SONGS LIKE

Electric Feel - MGMT and Curtis Mayfields "Diamonds in the Back" -- there will be plenty of patio hang outs, amazing outfits- wipe outs you wish you didnt remember and ofcourse lots of hot hot hot babes.

SINGLES UNITE!

POSTED BY ISIS on 2008-07-29